The Babylon bee…
1. No more jury duty
2. Your wife will have a whole new glow
3. You'll probably lose a ton of weight
4. Your morning commute will be much lighter
5. It will be much easier to get a tee time at the golf course
6. Nuclear winter will finally get rid of that awful global warming
7. You won't have to brush your hair any more
8. No more mowing the grass
9. You can just set your microwave oatmeal out on the patio
10. You'll develop special mutant abilities, but some people won't appreciate your powers and will want to enact some sort of mutant registry and then a nice bald man in a motorized wheelchair with an underground airplane hangar will take you in and show you it's ok to be yourself: Awesome! 🔗 Read (Raven)
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1. No more jury duty
2. Your wife will have a whole new glow
3. You'll probably lose a ton of weight
4. Your morning commute will be much lighter
5. It will be much easier to get a tee time at the golf course
6. Nuclear winter will finally get rid of that awful global warming
7. You won't have to brush your hair any more
8. No more mowing the grass
9. You can just set your microwave oatmeal out on the patio
10. You'll develop special mutant abilities, but some people won't appreciate your powers and will want to enact some sort of mutant registry and then a nice bald man in a motorized wheelchair with an underground airplane hangar will take you in and show you it's ok to be yourself: Awesome! 🔗 Read (Raven)
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