Russian Roulette
I would’ve shit myself if I fell down the stairs!

Vladimir Putin
fell down stairs at his home and soiled himself, according to Telegram channel which claims links to his bodyguards 

The 70-year-old Russian leader, whose health has visibly deteriorated since he launched his war in Ukraine, suffered the fall on Wednesday evening when he slipped coming down stairs at his Moscow home, channel General SVR claims.

General SVR has posted updates about Putin's health since the start of the war, though has provided no evidence to support its claims or proof that it does indeed have connections within his guards.

https://teleg.eu/s/TheOfficialSantino

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11494595/Vladimir-Putin-fell-stairs-home-soiled-himself.html
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