Guys, I was going to do a show this morning, but…

I was looking at my previous addresses, some houses I had rented over a decade ago, and I found some disturbing information.

Turns out, Jewz had lived there.

I also found out that a former boss of mine at Papa John’s is a Jewz.

Which, obviously, means I am Mossad.

I know, I know… I am as shocked about this as you are.

I’m afraid I need to take some time off to talk with my family, and my handlers, about this.

Shalom.