Court enforcement agent at the door….

Bailiff “Are you Lisa Waters?”

Me “I don’t give strangers my name”

Bailiff “I have a letter for you”

Me “Do you know me?”

Baiiff “No”

Me “Then why would you send me a letter?”

Bailiff “Ok it’s a notice”

Me “No contract” as I hold my hands up.

A tussle usually occurs as the bailiff tries to shove the envelope through the letterbox while the door is still open and I laugh as I hold it down from the other side….

Job done.