Yesterdayβs newspaper headlines π
Did anyone see the Comedy Central White House correspondent dinner?
Did anyone see the Comedy Central White House correspondent dinner?
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βWho keeps us safe? We keep us safeβ
βWe are in the liberated zoneβ
GWU, DC, in the wee hours of sun/mon.π
βWe are in the liberated zoneβ
GWU, DC, in the wee hours of sun/mon.
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Beautiful market on the eastern shore of Mary land.
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Forwarded from Kris Podber
I posted this on 2/24 at 6:52 in this chat β is this the one you are referring to??? Imagine if you can, that one of my kids told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table son says: βDad, I think Iβm a cat!
Dad: βNo son, youβre a boy! β
My son: βNo dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! Itβs my right and you canβt do anything about it!β
Dad: π€ βOK!! β
My son: βHey, whereβs my supper? β
Dad: βYour supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!β
My son: βWhat???β
Dad: hits him with a broom, βget off the table furball!!β
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : βIs that cat neuteredβ??
My wife: βI will make an appointment!! β
My son: βWhat??? β π³
Dad: βYour mother and I have decided we donβt want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!β
My son: βWhat???β
Dad: brandishes broom, βNOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!β
My son: βDad, I think Iβm a boy!β
Dad: βI thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!β
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Todayβs society has enough fruit loops already.
End of story!π€drop
Sitting at the supper table son says: βDad, I think Iβm a cat!
Dad: βNo son, youβre a boy! β
My son: βNo dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! Itβs my right and you canβt do anything about it!β
Dad: π€ βOK!! β
My son: βHey, whereβs my supper? β
Dad: βYour supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!β
My son: βWhat???β
Dad: hits him with a broom, βget off the table furball!!β
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : βIs that cat neuteredβ??
My wife: βI will make an appointment!! β
My son: βWhat??? β π³
Dad: βYour mother and I have decided we donβt want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!β
My son: βWhat???β
Dad: brandishes broom, βNOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!β
My son: βDad, I think Iβm a boy!β
Dad: βI thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!β
Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Todayβs society has enough fruit loops already.
End of story!π€drop
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