​Turkey Denied Presidential Pardon After Photos Emerge Of It Attending January 6

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​Taliban Quits Twitter To Protest Return Of Trump

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​Top 10 Christmas Gift Ideas For The Joe Biden Fan In Your Life

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​Qatar Authorities Throw U.S. Soccer Team Off Top Of Building

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​Soccer Team Apologizes For Running Up The Score In 2-0 Blowout

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​10 Totally Unreasonable Work Expectations Musk Is Implementing At Twitter

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​New Disney CEO Promises To Make Child Grooming Slightly Less Obvious

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​Man With 74 Things To Do Settles For Doing Nothing

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​FBI Closely Monitoring Gathering Of Christian Nationalists

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​Scholars Believe Overflow Crowd Watched Sermon On The Mount Via Jumbotron

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​Tension At First Thanksgiving As One Pilgrim Wears ‘Make America Great Someday’ Hat

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​CBS News Officially Confirms That Lincoln Has Been Shot

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​10 Ways To Make Your Thanksgiving More Historically Accurate

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​Elon Musk Lists 'Lightly Used' Social Network On Craigslist For $5 OBO

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​10 Ways To OWN Your Conservative Relatives At Thanksgiving This Year

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​Kind, Gentle Father Turns Into Merciless Bully During Family Game Of Mario Kart

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​Nation Fondly Remembers Time When They Could Still Toy With Idea Of Being Libertarians

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​Karine Jean-Pierre Insists It’s Not Her Job To Answer Questions Like Some Sort Of Press Secretary

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​Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful

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​Scholars Now Believe Esau Sold His Birthright For A Marshmallow & Jell-O Salad

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​In Huge Black Friday Sale, Store To Sell Everything For Price It Was Before Biden Became President

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