Me after I said inshallah to the Uber driver once

I have an idea, but y’all don’t get mad:
Convince women to get face tats so they can’t work and have to stay in the kitchen

Commenters: “But Bellerophon, that idea you just posted was really bad and you’re really stupid.”

Me: “Heh, nothing ventured, nothing gained sweaty.”

🥰 romance isn’t dead 🥰

So few words to evoke such sadness

Don’t forget to go to church today kings 🙏

When your Gen X bro tries to be hip

Well put, random YouTube comment 💪💪🙏

Coming to the merch store. Soon you’ll be able to dress like me 💪💪

Ideal situations to wear my channel merch:
Job interviews
First dates
Parole officer check-ins
Court-mandated driving school classes

This is a high-status banger.

All my subscribers can relate

Call K-Mac, this theory kinda makes more sense

This is about golf, apparently?

https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/c72px7rzvvzo

Coming soon to the merch store: croc nuts

I labor tirelessly in the meme mines to bring you gems such as these

One of my subscribers out in the wild, protecting his vril

POV: you have too much melanin and dared to ask me for money at the gas station

When the DLC is so relatable 💪