Ate kangaroo today and she was delicious

But actually… when I was in Queensland they waited until halfway through our meal to tell us that the burger we were eating was actually kangaroo

It’s completely normal for them to eat kangaroo meat. And then they want to tell me “but you wash your chicken mate.” Shut the fuck up, you eat kangaroos which are rodents btw and worse, you feed them to your guests - calling themselves anglo with manners like that

Introductory Swahili song for Jon Miller

banger

fetterman looks the same to me idk what everyones talking about

meanwhile in alberta…

DeSantis or Trump? Chad Aryan boys vs interracial couple edition

No, that’s not it. It wasn’t that funny, that’s the problem. If you’re gonna go in on your opponent it has to be brutal not just like “oh he came to me begging and I said ok.” And with comedy, if it’s good material the audience won’t even care who you’re attacking.

I’m sure he still has people in his ear telling him “Trump remember your audience still loves DeSantis so treat this like a divorce.” And that’s the exact wrong advice. You go after everything from his “policies” to his gay voice and dumpy physique. This is a real opportunity for Trump to just clown the guy, paint him as a joke, and make it shameful to support him. The half-assed bit today didn’t deliver that.

coal doesn’t even begin to describe this

Why do I always blame Trump’s advisers? Because he literally has this fat pig still in his ear flying to rally stops with him.

The Trump 69% to DeSantis 18-19% poll Trump referenced in his speech today was a catturd poll…

almost burnt my hand on this one ♨️

remember who these people are

i was just referring to the cheap suit idk why they have to make this about israel